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Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

You're fucked if you have tattoos, drink alcohol, eat pork or are short

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You're fucked if you have tattoos, drink alcohol, eat pork or are short

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Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    It’s not wrong. No one will go to Heaven.

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      Depending which religion you worship your heaven might already be at max occupancy.

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        Oh, are there religions who believe their afterlife is already full and is now closed? That’s pretty grim.

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          Jehovah’s Witnesses believe heaven has a capacity of 144,000 and everyone else will be resurrected in a body of flesh.

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            Calling dibs on a hot, sexy body of flesh.

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          Jehovah’s Witness claim only 144,000 total can go to heaven. For a group that claims 8ish million members, that’s a small percentage of even themselves that can make it.

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            Damn. Everyone else to hell?

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              Nah. One of the very few things to the JW’s credit, they don’t believe in Hell. The worthy will be resurrected on an earth-turned-paradise, where they live as subjects of the 144,000, while the rest simply cease to exist.

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      Only the dogs go to heaven.

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