• TheMoralNarcissit@hilariouschaos.com
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    6 days ago

    …I open my mouth over the mic and try my best food puns, by crowd roar boos at me and toss tomatoes onto me. As tears drips from my eyes and red fruit" stain my shirt red. I gasp in fear as one patron lifted a giant…

    • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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      5 days ago

      …spaghetti noodle and flung it twords my face. I screamed, I shock running off the stage and into my…