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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM to Story Time@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 11 months ago

After a long drive back home from the office, Jonathan finally settles himself in front of his computer to login into his Lemmy account. To his annoyance, the first post he sees is about...........

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After a long drive back home from the office, Jonathan finally settles himself in front of his computer to login into his Lemmy account. To his annoyance, the first post he sees is about...........

Alice@hilariouschaos.comM to Story Time@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 11 months ago
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    using the ellipsis (…) character instead of a bunch of periods to signify trailing off. But he decides…

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      That He’ll let OP know how annoyed it made him by leaving a nasty comment saying…

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        This whole thread is actually about me and my…

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          11 months ago

          Tiny penis and how I’ve never pleased a woman with my baby carrot. Gosh, saying this out loud now, makes me feel so…

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            good. Knowing that Alice is so willing to help me in that area.

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              He says while thinking to himself, “But how will I get around the restraining order”…

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                He then notices a a local sex change clinic offering a free week trial…

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                  He walks in, fills out the application and starts on Monday. His first patient was…

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