♫ I know, I know I’ve let you down, I’ve been a fool to myself… ♫

(Anne Shirley appears before every single Canadian, and upon touching the said Canadians, transforms them into maple syrup.)

Bob McKenzie: “The beginning and the end are one in the same, eh!”

Doug McKenzie: “All is right with the Great White North, eh!”

(They both melt into maple syrup.)

♫ It all returns to nothing, it just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down… ♫

(Several minutes of assorted psychedelic imagery.)

(Two Canadians remain: a Quebecker and an Ontarian, who now find themselves on the shores of Hudson’s Bay, which is flooded with maple syrup.)

(The Ontarian begins choking the Quebecker.)

Quebecker: “Tabarnak.”

Sent from Mdewakanton Dakota lands / Sept. 29 1837

Treaty with the Sioux of September 29th, 1837

“We Will Talk of Nothing Else”: Dakota Interpretations of the Treaty of 1837