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M to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 6 months ago

Love-struck male humpback whale swims record-breaking 3 oceans, 8,106 miles for sex

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Love-struck male humpback whale swims record-breaking 3 oceans, 8,106 miles for sex

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TheWaterGod@lemmy.ca
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M to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 6 months ago
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Male humpback whale swims record 8,106 miles across 3 oceans for sex
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This unprecedented journey saw the creature migrate thousands of miles, from the eastern Pacific Ocean to the Indian Ocean, ultimately reaching the coast of Zanzibar.

Archive/mirror: https://archive.ph/tVN7o

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  • RandomStickman@fedia.io
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    I would swim 4000 miles and I would swim 4000 more

    • NegativeNull@lemmy.world
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      Just to be that whale who swam 8000 miles, To fall down at your door

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        Bah da dut duh! Bah da dut duh! Baddadum bahdadum bahdadah bad da dut dut dah!

  • MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world
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    Doesn’t matter. Got laid.

    • satanmat@lemmy.world
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      Got buff swimming hard. Ate krill, high in omega 3 fatty acids.

      All for “love”

      Respect

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    Her parents must have not have been home.

    • Dkarma@lemmy.world
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      Mfw the girl next door is 3 oceans and 8100 miles away

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    Thank goodness we have hands.

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    I think he got lost and didn’t want to ask for directions. Eventually found a Zanzibarian princess, talked himself up about being a whale model, doing photo shoots for 9 years, and they hooked up. Next morning I guarantee he’s asking the boys the quickest currents back to the eastern Pacific.

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    Same.

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