• underwire212@lemm.ee
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    7 months ago

    BREAKING: CEO killer and murderer found to have eaten pork belonging to a pig named Cindy. Cindy was killed for him to consume Cindy’s meat in a violent and seditious manner. NY District Attorney now charging him with the murder of the pig, along with the murder of Cindy.

    • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nzbanned_from_community_badge
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      7 months ago

      Based tbh. Killing a helpless animal is a lot worse than killing a mass murderer.