We were in Texas the entire time.
We were at the pornography store. We were buying pornography.
He clapped my cheeks right after.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
I can confirm, I was there with them. I very clearly remember having a conversation with him in Texas on December 4, 2024 at 5:46am CST (6:46am EST).
Remember when he said “I fucking hate New York, I’d never go there for any reason”? Man, it also really sucked that we couldn’t go to the shooting range with him because he’s too scared of guns.
And to clarify, it was an in person conversation. In Texas.
