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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate

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Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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MILWAUKEE—Lining up in the hallway dressed in hospital gowns, Republican presidential candidates underwent mandatory genital checks ahead of their first debate Wednesday. “Please state your name, date of birth, and gender,” said the Republican National Committee’s staff physician, who then put on glasses, snapped on…
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    Ron looks sad. He must have an innie.

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      If there is a god, it must be a trickster to have given me the ability to read and then allow me to read your comment.

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      Looks like Ron failed the genital test

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        I hate penis inspection day.

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          That was the worst day of gym class back when I was in middle school

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      “THEY’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR FIVE HOURS!”

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