I saw him going into the sewers. He said “they’ll never find me in the stinkiest part”. Something about a secret door in one of the fatbergs or poo rivers?

I just reported Ceo killer to the police but the company still denied my surgery

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His name is Paul Robertson.

I never got his name, but this guy was deposing 3 shots and jamming at my place the night of the wincident, so it couldn’t have been him.

I saw him climbing Mt. Whitney, naked, and the snow and ice were melting instantly in a 1 meter radius around him as leisurely glided to the top.

I think it is very funny to give police bad information.

But I find it even funnier that we’re free to because the Pick-Me Libs are already flooding police with amateur gumshoe work that’s worse than useless.

I have insider-Illuminati information that the king is harboring him in Buckingham Palace. It’s time for those fucking Br*ts to learn why we don’t have an NHS.

I saw him at a Timmy;s in Ottawa, talking about an adjustment he just finished in NYC.