The New York Police Department says they did not find a gun inside the backpack they recovered in Central Park that potentially belonged to the person of interest in the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting. A jacket and Monopoly money were among some of the things found in the backpack.
My friend sent me that while I was out running errands and I spent a good minute cackling over it in the car.
But did you file your Petition for Authorization for Momentary Cackling to the Humor Committee beforehand, and was it approved?