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Kittybeer@lemm.ee to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago

I can feel this bathroom just looking at it

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I can feel this bathroom just looking at it

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Kittybeer@lemm.ee to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago
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This house is really amazing, but this bathroom is a little much: https://www.oldhousedreams.com/2012/03/29/1960-lambertville-nj/ (Last sold in 2015 for $630K: https://www.longandfoster.com/homes-for-sale/315-Goat-Hill-Road-Lambertville-NJ-08530-250220020)

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  • Bonehead@kbin.social
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    I’ve seen this before…its a wet bathroom, which means it’s water sealed with sealed electrical outlets and extra drainage. You can take a hose to the entire bathroom to clean it. That’s why there’s no shower curtain, since it isn’t needed. It’s kinda overboard, but people with money seem to like them.

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      I don’t really see it as overboard. People in Japan (and elsewhere) have wet rooms. I’m a fan of them, cleaning is easier and additional protection from flooding. It’s the exact opposite of carpet in the bathroom.

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        I’ve never seen one with this texture before. It’s always been tiles when I saw them.

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          Oh ya this one in particular is hideous.

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    “Ok, emo teenage child, you get to design one room in the hou…”

    “The bathroom.”

    “Are you sure?”

    “The real question is… are you sure?”

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    That is NOT a bathroom you want to have a slip or fall in, fucking hell.

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    It doesn’t match the rest of the house at all.

    If Marilyn Manson casually strolled out of that bathroom closet, I wouldn’t be surprised.

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    This needs another coat of pre-seasoning.

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    Imagine all the scrubbing needed to clean that surface

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      Looks like you could just use a pressure washer which I’m down with

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    Is this the bathroom from Bob’s Burgers?

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    It looks like a poshed up Soviet interrogation room.

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    Whole place has weird 70’s Rec Center vibes. Retro horror flick waiting to happen. Cleaning would have to be done with a small pressure washer, way too many crevices/rough surfaces.

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      It gives me the same feeling as the worst dive bar bathrooms.

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    The rest of the house looks pretty cool, and then you’ve got this bumpy slippery nightmare.

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    That shower sprays out blood.

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    Looks like someone found pool tile on sale or something.

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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    The guest house bedroom feels a little too open plan for my liking - an extra wall would be nice.

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      Right? People over there eating a meal at the dinner table and someone’s sleeping a few feet away… not my cup of tea…

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    Maybe it wouldn’t be so fugly if it was a lighter color? 😬

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