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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago

Starbucks doesn't want you to know this simple life pro-tip

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Starbucks doesn't want you to know this simple life pro-tip

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago

Coffee beans are edible you can just eat them.

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I eat coffee beans all the time and it’s fine. They’re best when they’re coated in chocolate, but sometimes I don’t want to make coffee so I just chow down on a handful of coffee beans instead.
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  Maybe I need to chew more
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    you just gotta build up your butthole calluses

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