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minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·6 months agoI don’t think your corn growers would be very happy with that.
minus-squareannHowe@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·6 months agoFuck 'em. They’ll survive on their many subsidies.
minus-squarejerakor@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 months agoOnce they raise the global temperatures enough all of the Iowa corn farmers can just farm rice and sugar cane along the Iowa coastline.
minus-squareMirshe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoI propose we lower Texas enough to flood the Great Plains and revive the Ordovician Sea.
minus-squareGHiLA@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoOr those of the pecan pie persuasion.
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-26 months agoUse golden syrup, sorghum or honey? Admission: I can’t stand pecan pie because of it’s hyper-sweetness. Maybe less corn soup would help?
minus-squareGHiLA@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoI think the problem is pecan pie’s entire existence depending on something terrible lol
minus-squareJeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months ago I don’t think your corn growers would be very happy with that. Whatever, they’ll still vote Republican.
I don’t think your corn growers would be very happy with that.
Fuck 'em. They’ll survive on their many subsidies.
Once they raise the global temperatures enough all of the Iowa corn farmers can just farm rice and sugar cane along the Iowa coastline.
I propose we lower Texas enough to flood the Great Plains and revive the Ordovician Sea.
Or those of the pecan pie persuasion.
Use golden syrup, sorghum or honey?
Admission: I can’t stand pecan pie because of it’s hyper-sweetness. Maybe less corn soup would help?
I think the problem is pecan pie’s entire existence depending on something terrible lol
Whatever, they’ll still vote Republican.