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jbk@discuss.tchncs.de to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago

Dead Bird On Sidewalk Leads Man To Contemplate Own Inevitable Collision With Plate Glass

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CHICAGO—Realizing there comes a time when everyone crashes into a window, local man Danny Nagler told reporters Wednesday that a dead bird on the sidewalk had led him to contemplate his own inevitable collision with plate glass. “Seeing this bird’s lifeless body lying here on the pavement, I can’t help but be reminded that someday […]
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