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PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

Will Trump be a good president? In order to answer that question, I need you to imagine a burger

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Will Trump be a good president? In order to answer that question, I need you to imagine a burger

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PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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    Maybe it’s the tallow in fries 35 years ago, maybe it’s longing for a time where I actually felt happy.

    • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Every single happy moment in my life occurred in a McDonalds

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Can’t wait to dine out at the restaurant that recently poisoned over 100 people with e coli again

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Hexbear stays winning, what remarkable prescience to rename this community to Slop. when it was sicko-hexbear

  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    ah yes, freedom is when i beg the sovereign of my state to enact an edict upon SuperMegaFastFood Corp. telling them that all fried tubers must be cooked in the fat of cattle alone. you have to be so genuinely removed from reality to find this thought cogent.

    • ManFreakBeast [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I do feel America as a society has very low standards in terms of tuber preparation though. I wish someone would do something about it.

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        I volunteer for the potato re-eduction job. I will round up the entire mid west and have them make potato salad right (no mayo, grainy mustard and red wine vinaigrette!) and those who survive can move on to fries.

    • RoabeArt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I’m trying to wrap my head around how they think the government is going to make McDonald’s go back to using animal fats. Like didn’t they (like most fast food corpos) switch to hydrogenated oils years ago on their own volition as a cost-cutting/profit-increasing measure? Do conservatives hate the free market now?

      • glimmer_twin [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Conservatives loathe the free market. Media companies have decided to chase the rainbow dollar because it’s more profitable than not? Muh video games are woke, muh Netflix gay agenda, muh anti-male Gillette ad frothingfash

      • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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        I’m trying to wrap my head around how they think

        Comrade, I hate to break it to you. They delight in cognitive dissonance. They only believe in winning and domination and will retreat to irony and farce when cornered. While you expend energy trying to extrapolate their perspective from their words they have already achieved their goal and have moved on to complaining about how wokeism is ruining competitive flower arranging or something.

  • 🏴 hamid the villain [he/him] 🏴@vegantheoryclub.org
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    I can’t imagine wanting to eat McDonalds or promoting that actual shit as someone in charge of health for a country. Embarrassing as fuck for Americans.

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Embarrassing as fuck for Americans.

      fortunately for us, the very concept of shame is illegal to even think about

      • urmums401k [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Unless youre queer. Then you gotta be.

    • ThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      On the other hand, mccrucified is just about the most American (derogatory) thing in existence, and it’s really funny

    • Moss [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      McDonald’s is genuinely disgusting and I never even liked it as a child. I have friends who are grown ass adults complaining abou how boycotting McDonald’s is too hard. Like yeah, keep supporting Zionist companies so you can get the worst chicken nuggets in the world. Fucking hell

      • ManFreakBeast [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Even by fast food standards McDonalds sucks. It just tastes like pure salt to me, and I like salt (against my doctors wishes). Wendy’s at least tastes like an actual burger and fries, not a great one but like, a burger. McDonalds tastes like some shit they’d eat on a dystopian cyberpunk space station that was slowly failing.

      • anaesidemus [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        i have eaten a Big Mac, once

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    First as a tragedy (chuds rushing to support chick fil a after their founder said homophobic stuff) then as a farce (chuds lining up to get E. McColi because Trump made it based and redpilled somehow)

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      Hey, if it gets chuds killed this time shrug-outta-hecks

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    The fries already aren’t vegan because they have natural beef flavoring derived from milk.

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      Beef flavoured fries? I am once again begging Americans to get a grip

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      Didn’t know that. Good to know. It’d been a damn long time since I’ve had some but there was one very nearby that was 24 hour and I thought my 3am stoned fries were in the clear

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      Also, don’t they fry them in the same oil as the chicken nuggets?

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Considering the volume of fries and nuggies, I doubt it if anything for product consistency. Oil that’s had chicken fried in it will taste like it really really fast, there’s probably a hotter oil temp for the chicken as well. Most places that do a lot of frying will have one or some for fires and one or some used for other stuff, it’s just more practical.

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          I’ve been in one of their kitchens and there was only one vat of oil, but I don’t know if they served nuggies here back then 🤷

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          I worked at McDonald’s and Sonic previously and everything was cooked in the same vat of oil

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            Weird, that would be worse, slower and more expensive.

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        I worked in a McDonald’s that had a fryer for fries and everything else was fried in the back next to the grills.

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    feast-1feast-2 The patriots are in control (of the fry grill)

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    how does trump find all these people who are so willing to publicly humiliate themselves? This guy was talking about how garbage Trump’s diet is like yesterday and look at him today lmao.

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      brrrrrrrrrrrr

      • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        The treats must flow

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    The original ™ McDonald’s French fries were an engineering feat like no other. Such delicacy and care went into the factories producing the finest mass-produced and processed potatoes, dashed with the most preservative compounds and finest hydrogenated oils in the nation. Fuck I feel like we might actually be becoming a real country again 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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    you just ate that trash for a photoshoot on the plane my man

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    Lets just be glad they aren’t campaigning to bring back styrofoam burger boxes.

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      Huh were those toxic? I must have missed the memo but they did disappear.

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        I think trendy places started using cardboard boxes so the big fast foods followed.

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      Are the breakfast combos still sold in styrofoam trays? I remember always having to be careful cutting hotcakes because it was very easy to cut into the styrofoam below, leaving (even more) microplastic fragments in my food.

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    Yeah! Let’s replace obesity with heart disease!

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    stalin-stressed

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