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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

I've got a double peen AMA

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I've got a double peen AMA

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    No, these are electrician’s hammers

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Anything is a hammer to an electrician, including their fists.

      • EightLeggedFreak@lemmy.world
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        Am electrician. Have taken off boot to use as hammer.

        • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          These are the sacrifices that have to be made to feed the grid

      • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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        100%. I ain’t getting off this ladder to get a hammer, I’ll beat that sumbitch with my drill battery if I have to

      • masterofn001@lemmy.ca
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        Vice grips for pliers
        Pliers for a wrench
        Wrench for a hammer
        Hammer’s everything else

        A song for that guy:

        hard on equipment

        • rocketpoweredredneck@sh.itjust.works
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          Holy shit! Somebody wrote a song about me!

      • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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        Or their eyes

    • cannedtuna@lemmy.world
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      Truly is one of the most versatile tools to own.

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    Anything is a dildo hammer, if you’re brave enough.

    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      Oh, they forgot the dildo hammer too.

      You know, sometimes you got to hammer the thing in all the way.
      (Don’t worry if you miss and accidentally hit the balls, it’s fine.)

      Not to be confused with hammer dildo (which they also forgot). Thats just s dildo with a handle at a 90° angle.

      • over_clox@lemmy.world
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        We use jack hammers around here for that.

        • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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          I don’t know any Jacks :(.

          Oh, you mean Mr RoadworksPowerDildo?

          Aye, I’ll give it a try, thx.

  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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    And then there is this https://youtu.be/q_ZhgOlxX_A?t=167

    • Maalus@lemmy.world
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      It’s there under “power hammer”

      • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Yeah but that one is like tiny af. I want big hammer boom boom.

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    TIL that finishing a shaped metal sheet by pounding it on a pedestal is called “planishing” and said pedestal is called a “planishing stake.” I’ve seen it done I just never thought to ask what it was called, I guess.

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      Yeah, this is how shields and armor were made, as planishing doesn’t thin out the metal so much.

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        Dishing hammer is also important for armouring, and is missing from the picture.

  • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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    Every 27th customer gets a ball peen hammer free!

    • macniel@feddit.org
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      Just be careful when it comes to the automatic circumcisers.

  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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    Remember, every 27th customer gets a ball-peen hammer free!

    • macniel@feddit.org
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      At the hardware store?

      I’ve heard they have matching salt and pepper shaker?

  • x00z@lemmy.world
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    Here’s me just taking whatever is closest.

  • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Missing banhammer.

  • greedytacothief@lemmy.world
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    Missing so many hammers, smh my head.

    • wedge hammer
    • stretching hammer
    • detail hammer
    • angle hammer
    • seaming hammer
    • polishing hammer
    • slate hammer
    • slate restoration hammer

    I’m probably missing a whole bunch, these were just the ones I used as a roofer.

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      Also missing is MC.

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      I noticed missing dishing hammer for sheet metal shaping and caulking hammer for traditional wood ship building.

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    Why is it called a ball peen hammer?

    Cause it’s used to hammer your balls and peen.

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    Stop! Hammer time!

    • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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      I like you

  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    Lol peen

    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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      Omg DOUBLE PEEN

      • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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        Big Peen doesn’t want you to know about it

        • Billegh@lemmy.world
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          Oh you, Peen Peen. You’re so crazy…

  • almost1337@lemm.ee
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    What do you use the second peen for?

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      Peenetration

  • Kaput@lemmy.world
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    I always wondered what the ball peen hammer is for.

    • Rentoraa@lemmy.world
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      My time has come.

      I’m what the aerospace industry calls a “surface enhancement engineer.” A fancy way of calling me a peener. I mostly work with CNC air blast shot peening machines but the principle is essentially the same as a ball peen hammer.

      Basically, hitting metal with hard ball causes little dimples to form on the surface of your work piece. Hit it a shit load of times and you get dimples all over. At the end of the day all those dimples help prevent stress fractures from forming.

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        Would you prefer us to call you a peener?

        • Rentoraa@lemmy.world
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          Well it is the correct term. It’s also funny

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      Same for Soft face & double peen.

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        Soft face is exactly what it says, it’s got soft rubber faces, basically just a shrunk down rubber mallet. Use it on things you don’t want to leave marks on.

        Double peen is basically just a soft face except one side is like a hard epoxy like material. Harder than the rubber side, still softer than a metal head would be.

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    It, uhh… It looks like your double peen is made of plastic. Are you sure this is something to brag about?

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