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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

"Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election," says adorable friend who thinks there's going to be a 2028 election

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"Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election," says adorable friend who thinks there's going to be a 2028 election

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago
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Kincardine, ON – Local man Allan Terry has expressed his belief that the Democrats need to improve their messaging and policy efforts if they want to win the next Presidential election, charmingly revealing that he thinks there will be another fair and free Presidential election in his lifetime. “Clearly Democrats need to totally reshape their […]
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    You think vd dunce is going to be any better for the USA than discount orange hitler?

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      Maybe he’ll be too busy fucking the couches in the Oval Office to do any presidenting?

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        I would hate to be the person in charge of squeegeeing the presidential couch after vance gets his hands on it.

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        I mean, they are studded…

        And PURPLE!

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      Thats why you have to hope for both to die of old age

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