Average rich people hobbies: Cocaine, tax fraud, genocide
Burning fossil fuels, underage sex parties, over throwing democratically elected 3rd world governments.
Overthrowing 1st world countries as well
Now trending 📈
Makes me wonder if that fascist regime would’ve fallen by the end of the 20th century like the other fascist regimes in Europe
Human trafficking, business fraud, stock fraud, having union organizers threatened/killed…
Born wealthy
Hanging out with Epstein
You forgot paedophilia, human trafficking and climate destruction.
Job should be there too. When they get bored, they start doing someone else’s job until they get bored. Like trump pretending to be a Mcdonald employee, or Elon pretending to be a CEO.
“Invest in Mentors”
Fucking clown always trying to sell his stupid shit
Wasn’t at all surprised to scroll up and see “mentor” in their byline
clownclownsTake me to lunch pleeeeeease
Mentors can be a legitimately good way to progress your career; but 100% of the online mentoring services are bullshit.
Like, for anyone salaried in a corporate environment; pick someone ~3 rings higher than you on the ladder in a seperate department (e.g. Team Lead, Department Head, VP, GM etc.).
They will be familiar enough with the business to provide useful guidance, helping you build up not only your skillset but your professional network. Because, the dirty secret is - after a certain point, it’s not necessarily what you know - it who you know.
Any rich person born after 1993 can’t party. All they know is gym, invest in they mentors, not work, be knowledgeable, do business, and lie.
No eat hot chip?
Only female rich people.
Don’t blame me, I only know hot chip
Now playing - Down by Hot Chip
Some of the most knowledgeable people I’ve meet were dirt-poor.
most academics/research roles. Huge competition, your life depends on winning grants, requires PhD and years of training, poverty-level salaries.
They must love their Job hobby
I don’t think this individual understands what a hobby is. Your job by definition is not a hobby.
IF YOU LOVE YOUR JOB YOU’LL NEVER WORK A SINGLE DAY BROTHER AWOOOGA
Man, I knowledged so hard today.
It’s hilarious to me that, while the author is trying to own working-class people’s poor choice of hobbies, what it actually does is show the immense privilege of people whose only hobbies are various forms of “self improvement”.
TIL, that Donald and Mush partying at Epstein Island is considered a hobby for the poor.
Isn’t musk posting on Twitter all day everyday that he is playing Diablo?
(Sidenote: did you know musk is one of the top players in the leaderboard in Diablo iv? Totally unrelated; Did you know you can buy yourself, through gambling mechanics, quite an advantage with real money?)
It wasn’t a party, it was a business meeting, involving business partners wink wink nudge nudge
Alvin’s hobby:
CW: nudity
Oh come on, I doubt it’s that large.
Alternately, rich kids just pay off the carnival workers for the big prize without playing the game at all
Or mass deport them after living off their labor for decades
So I am middle class then. Man why does it still feel poor?
there is only the working class and the owning class. those other classes were made up by the owning class, to divide the working class.
you are working class. We all are.
Nowadays, there are really only two classes:
- The Owners class, which is people who live off the money that’s made by the assets they own.
- The Worker class, which is people who live off the money they get from selling their work.
What was called “Middle Class” generally are just workers who earn a bit more, though the older Middle Class did at times manage to save enough to buy enough assets that they could start living of the income from those assets and not have to work anymore. That’s not the case for young people nowadays who would qualify as Middle Class due to their level of formal education and the kind of work they do because it’s way harder for them to save and asset prices are through the roof.
ive done the gym and knowledge thing, why am i not rich?
One must delete facebook and lawyer up before one can ascend to the realm of #4. Profit.
facebork was gone 5 minutes after starting up this phone on day one. lawyers are only as good as the money you give them.
It’s a reference to two older memes.
Did you do a business?
not so’s you know it
Business of giving the business… and Business is Booming!
They forgot that the main criteria for ending up in the “rich” group is “be born rich”.
How invest in either mentors or dementors.
i can only afford mentos
I must be middle class because I skip the gym to do my cardio outside
A job is not a hobby. I feel that that shouldn’t require explanation.
Sometimes, hobby becomes job and stops being hobby :c
“So, do you have any hobbies?”
“Yep! I like job, invest in mentors, knowledge…”
making enough money to be able to pay rent and eat something is my new hobby!
Entire bottom box should be “wait for trust fund”.
It’s amazing how hourly workers brainwashed themselves into believing that they’re entrepreneurs.
They really believe the nonsense that bro podcasters sell them.
They’ll be 40 in an hourly retail position wondering where everything went wrong.
