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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America

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Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago
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In a heartwarming story that will certainly have consequences for decades to come, little boys everywhere felt their hearts soar on Tuesday as American voters elected Donald Trump, showing the young ones that they, too, could someday grow up to be the most powerful sexual predator in America.
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    7 months ago

    Have some standards and stop bein a whiny brat. Ther’s a reason why harris conceded, and it’s bc she wants to establish some decorum by bein a good example and not acting like you.

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      Weak.

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        You are indeed

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          No U!!!

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            Point proven

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              Tell yourself that.

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                Weak ppl resort to violence bc youre not smart or strong enough for anything else

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                  You’re the kind of person who pretends they don’t know why no one returns from the camps.

                  Your boos mean nothing, because you will never have the spine to direct them against the people that deserve it.

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                    Lol whatever you say, lil napolean

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