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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America

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Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago
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In a heartwarming story that will certainly have consequences for decades to come, little boys everywhere felt their hearts soar on Tuesday as American voters elected Donald Trump, showing the young ones that they, too, could someday grow up to be the most powerful sexual predator in America.
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    Violence isn’t the answer. You make us look bad.

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      Yes, because taking the “high road” and not “stooping to their level” has gotten us so far.

      Fascism only speaks one language, and that language is violence.

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        Compassion and taking the high road does work. It’s not a fruitless endeavor

        https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/inspired-life/wp/2017/10/07/the-ironic-friendship-that-convinced-a-former-neo-nazi-to-erase-his-swastika-tattoos/

        https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4055162/Killing-hatred-kindness-Black-man-convinced-200-racists-abandon-KKK-making-friends-despite-prejudiced-views.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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          Cherry picking does not work.

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          I prefer this one https://youtube.com/watch?v=cBo_ijfKVRM

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        Buddy. That’s the language you’re speaking. YOU.

        YOU PERSONALLY are doing fascism right this very moment!

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          guys is it fascist to punch a Nazi??

          I didn’t think my eyes could roll further back into my head, but here we are. 🙄

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        deleted by creator

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        Youre only gonna fuel their claims of our hypocrisy. Legislation also works, but youre too much of a petulant child to go thru the proper channels and thus resort to force just like the ppl you condemn. You make us look bad.

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          You make us look bad.

          Kindly don’t lump me in with whatever you think you are. We aren’t the same, clearly. Since you want to repeat yourself, I’ll do the same.

          Fascism only speaks one language: violence.

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            Youre right. We’re not the same. You’re a child.

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      They’re being sarcastic, and you’re being a weak coward that doesn’t realize they’re accidentally based as hell.

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        Have some standards and stop bein a whiny brat. Ther’s a reason why harris conceded, and it’s bc she wants to establish some decorum by bein a good example and not acting like you.

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          Weak.

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            You are indeed

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              No U!!!

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                Point proven

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                  Tell yourself that.

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                    Weak ppl resort to violence bc youre not smart or strong enough for anything else

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      How’s your bar right about now? Is it reiching for the top?

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        I voted harris dumbass

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          The Nazi Bar has nothing to do with who you vote for. Its whose presence you tolerate.

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            Um, no one said i tolerated them. This is why ppl hate us, bc youre so eager to call them nazis or nazi sympathizers just bc they dont agree with you blindly. You are the worst of us. You make it impossible to want to side with us bc you act like a child.

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              Its because that ideology comes directly from the Nazis. Thats why I call it that. Its what it is.

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                Lmao, we’re gonna continue to lose and it’ll be bc of ppl like you. I literally voted for the dems, and you still want to call me a nazi sympathizer. I hope your daughters go around hitting ppl. With the cops nowadays, and the court system as stacked as it is, they’ll surely go to jail. And they’ll deserve to be there.

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                  Just read my other comments. I’m talking about my oldest standing up to the newly emboldened boys she’s going to now encounter during the trump presidency when she first starts to become a teenager. You’re thinking she’s seriously running through the streets punching people, thats my job as an adult when we riot from these shit ass policies ddestroying us.

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                    Then you’ll go to jail. Do you not understand what the police force is nowadays? They’d love to see you locked up and roughed up. You ain’t winning nothing that way b/c your type of extremists are on the fringe. Your numbers are always fewer, and your opponents will use the system against you.

                    And honestly, those that actually want to see a return of balanced political discourse won’t back your release. Trust me when I say this, you don’t have the influence or force to do anything except make us look bad in the process.

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