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Seagoon_@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 7 months ago

Daily Discussion Thread: 🎖️ Monday, November 11, 2024

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Daily Discussion Thread: 🎖️ Monday, November 11, 2024

Seagoon_@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 7 months ago
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    Sky News article popped up as a suggested read on my phone for some reason:

    “Hackers are targeting people who type these six words into their computer.”

    Wrong answers only - what are the six words?

    the actual words

    the words are: “Are Bengal cats legal in Australia?”

    Edit: you guys should be comedians! I am cracking up.

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      Straight porn but gay level acting.

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        Oh my god 😂

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        7 months ago

        Round of applause 👏

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      Hackers and bengals? I wouldn’t download one of them again noisiest little fuckers out there.

      E; here was my bad bwoy. Dude was an arsehole (almost lovable though) just not at 4am.

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      7 months ago

      Best Crypto to invest in today

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      What to do with my money?

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        7 months ago

        I was thinking along the same lines as you

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      7 months ago

      This is my bank password: hunter2

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        can you retype that I only see *******

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          How do you know my password?

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      Inventive intercourse invloving small bristly trees.

      • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone
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        7 months ago

        I want to see inside your mind.

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      7 months ago

      So who really shot Mr Burns?

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      7 months ago

      Quick, hurry pull my Mal Meninga.

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      Commission MLP rainbow Trump Rogan MPreg

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        7 months ago

        This comment gave me cancer.

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          7 months ago

          Essential oils activated almond coffee enema

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      7 months ago

      Don’t you think they look tired?

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      Sexchange vicar vice horror shock pix

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        Did you used to work for The Truth lol

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          Akshully this is quoted in a Redgum song.

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            Oh wow! I don’t remember the song, and I’m sure as hell not going to google it!

            Edit: DDG was my friend, Yarralumla wine it is!

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      Where to purchase a pasta tap…

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      How to wipe browser history permanently

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      Hand bigger than face mean cancer?

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      Wrong answers only - what are the

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      How to teach your cat manners

      (Hackers realise you’re illogical and will probably fall for a scam)

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      Bottles of alcohol while working today

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      Won lottery what should I do?

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      “Hot ladies”… “How to delete post?”

      Both FB posts

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      Dispose of body no evidence left

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      See, now I want to know if they’re legal. But I’m not going to type that…

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