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Stamets@lemmy.world to tumblr@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

What even is this show

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What even is this show

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Stamets@lemmy.world to tumblr@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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  • jedibob5@lemmy.world
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    My impression of modern Family Feud is that they just ask bait questions that intentionally elicit suggestive/gross answers just so Steve Harvey can pretend to have a conniption whenever a contestant guesses one of those answers and gets it right.

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      Bait questions are not new to the show or the genre

      • RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com
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        Master baiting happens a lot on that show.

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      Yeah, used to enjoy the show, but can’t stand it since Harvey took hold. Nothing (much) against the guy, but the schtick quickly grew extremely old - you’ve seen one ep, you’ve seen 'em all. But I guess I’m too old to be the target demographic anymore.

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        you should have some things against the guy. he’s a terrible person.

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          I don’t pay him enough attention to know, but I did say that I didn’t have much against him. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a far worse person than I care to know, all things considered. Unfortunately, there’s WAY too many of them to keep track of nowadays - my brain’s already past capacity at this point.

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            i know, I just wanted to remind people that being annoying or whatever isn’t his worst quality. he’s a very misogynistic guy, says shit about women that you wouldn’t expect to hear in this century, or maybe even the last, at least openly. but good for him, the country belongs to his kind now.

    • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world
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      These day time game shows used to be so mild and the kind of thing my grandpa would watch. Now daytime shows are just as trashy as Jerry Springer was back in the day

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        There was an old maybe 70s or 80s game show with couples. Like the newlywed or match maker games. I remember a “what’s the strangest place you made whoopie?” And the lady was like “umm in the butt.”

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    Is no one else gonna do it? Alright, guess I’m it.

    Steve Harvey: “We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?”

    Contestant: “The penis”

    SH: “A WUH… HUH??”

    audience erupts into laughter

    Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself

    laughter gets even louder

    SH: O lordy…

    one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

    SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP

    the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls

    the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

    SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says…

    the board shows 100 for “penis”

    Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

    • pyre@lemmy.world
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      that’s the actual script from every episode

    • Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world
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      This video perfectly describes that format

      https://youtu.be/b3BJpO59F4g

      • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world
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        What a way to start the day

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          Papa meat is certainly not for the faint of heart.

  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Inseminate him … bro?

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      Cows are boys and sheep are girls. Everybody knows this

      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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        They give birth to goats, that’s why we call them kids.

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      You’ve got to admit he would really hate a cow to do that to him

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      AI doesn’t always result in offspring, but it’s still AI if the effort is made. That farmer should prepare for effort to be made.

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    I swear this show is just preparing people for “Oww my balls!”

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      US voting booths this year:

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        Idiocracy becomes more and more relevant every year.

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          Invest in COSTCO now. According to idiocracy, if anything thrives it will be Costco, Carl’s Jr., and Starbucks (that’s where you get handjobs)

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        That’s right, it goes in the square hole

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          Lol one of the best videos ever

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      Host already has the reaction face down for it

  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Do farmers slap cow asses?

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      Family feud is just a survey of 100 people so it’s not important whether or not they actually slap a cows ass but more how prominent that idea is in people’s heads. I’ve definitely seen it done in the media, mostly cartoons, but I wouldn’t want to do that to a cow in the real world.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Not just farmers

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      When trying to get them to move sometimes, but I’m not sure what else this might refer to. I mostly just watch youtube videos of people doing pasture-raised beef and the occasional hoof-trimming videos, so I’m not sure.

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    Step by step on how a minotaur is made.

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    The last two must be

    • structural abuse
    • pedicide
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    https://youtu.be/pWCiRAOF_jg?si=025lF84DXL91W_mF

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    I love how farmers would preferred if they were murdered/butchered vs getting titty twisters 😂.

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      But not inseminated ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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    him?

  • bamfic@lemmy.world
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    c/vegan

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    How about the bull?

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