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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 months ago

Purse rule

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Purse rule

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 months ago
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  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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    I once knew a woman who kept a lock picking set in her purse. She used it a few times when we were at the beach after sundown and the bathrooms were locked before we got there. She was the real transgender bathroom menace.

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      Those devious trans women are… going into bathrooms when there’s nobody there?

    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      That woman sounds like the hero we need.

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    Unrealistic; master locks require no more than a rake to open

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      It actually require another masterlock to open.

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        Disecu combination locks can be opened with your bare hands tho

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    Me trying to figure out what to drop from my inventory.

  • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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    Yeah what if i tell you i keep woman’s purse in my cargo pant, which i gonna pull out another pair of cargo pant from that purse?

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      This sounds like it’s gonna end with a portal to the astral sea

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    The bong, gently used hot dogs ketchup bottle and lock picking set and possibly blow torch?? are all for self pleasure. The car is for cooperative pleasure, the amethyst Geo is for astrology and signs and shit.

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    My girlfriend had computer RAM in her purse. That is now why she is my wife.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      You never know when Chrome will strike. Smart lady

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      as effective as a knife, but perfectly legal to carry

  • Soleil (she/her ♀)@beehaw.org
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    I’ve clearly been doing the purse thing all wrong

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    My ex-wife literally had every one of these except the P.T. Cruiser, for real. I always hated smoking from her purse bong because she never had water in it so I had to use the ketchup.

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    One of these is a tampon replacement but a lady will never tell

    • Caesium@lemmy.world
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      that’s what’s filling the ketchup container

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            Are you Jessica

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  • ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Purse of Holding

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    Ladies, You whip out a 100 pack of tube meats from your purse…I’ll marry you.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      I’m not a woman, but I’m always down for a good weenie roast, watch:

      You’re a disappointment to your parents, and need to get your life together

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        (inconsolable) How could you do this?

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      I knew a woman who really loved meat, and while she wouldn’t carry a 100 pack of hotdogs for eating, she would carry that volume of meat in her purse.

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    The ketchup container isn’t even that unrealistic. I’ve met women that will pull out their own condiments. I’d go as far as to say it’s a massive green flag for me. Please share that purse sriracha, miss.

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    Well, of course. Abigail isn’t going to walk around without a little snack in her purse.

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    I read the r in purses as an s at first but the joke still worked

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      I did the same. Was totally confused about the Geode.

      The bong I got though.

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    by god if I could have a hundred hotdogs at the ready every day, safe to eat and tasty, I’d do it and so would you

    • I'll be on ShareMySims@lemmy.dbzer0.com@sh.itjust.works
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      Vegetarian/vegan hotdogs are great for this, since they can last fine without refrigeration for a decent amount of time. When I was a kid my parents would always pack them when we went camping, take a packet out of the freezer on the way out, pop in one of those soft cooler bags, by lunchtime they’re thawed and good to go, and if you have any left, they’ll still be good for dinner! No cooking should be needed (always double check the packet though), just some condiments, or even a tin of baked beans to make a meal of it.

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        If you’re camping you should have a fire and vegan dogs cook great that way. Sometimes some bubbling of the exterior depending on the brand but that adds texture.

        • I'll be on ShareMySims@lemmy.dbzer0.com@sh.itjust.works
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          If you’re camping you should have a fire

          Not before you get to your destination (and sometimes there, too, if you’re really disorganised), nor in the case of the person I was replying to, who just wants some purse hotdogs to eat on the go. So while I agree about the texture, sometimes you just have to make due with a pale hotdog lol

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