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Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.net to The Dredge Tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

"Over summer break a black guy told me Loraine had 9 abortions!"

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"Over summer break a black guy told me Loraine had 9 abortions!"

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Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.net to The Dredge Tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago
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  • buh [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    6 months ago

    Interesting number from KKKeemSStar

  • x87_floatingpoint [he/him, it/its]@hexbear.net
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    LOL, is that even physically possible?

    • sweatersocialist [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      are you questioning the journalistic integrity of keemstar and the DramaAlert network?

    • dustbunnies [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      okay, so I had to know, so I did the math

      let’s say that “optimistically” (actually extremely pessimistic, but whatev), a menstruating person could become pregnant in a month, have an abortion, reset, and be possibly technically fertile the month after (so every 2 months, which again, is insane in the truest sense of the word but also technically possible)

      88 abortions would require at least 196 months (88x2)

      196 months is a little over 16 years, and it is common for menstruating people to cycle for 20-30ish years

      so yes, I guess it is physically possible, it is just very very unlikely

      • Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml
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        Speedrunner levels of commitment lmao.

        • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]@hexbear.net
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          It’s difficult to pull off without tools, but if you crouch and jump backwards into a corner at the right angle straight after sex you can actually skip fertilisation and go straight to cellular division, shaving a good week or so off your times

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            If you use a turkey baster then that counts as tool-assisted.

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        It most likely would take longer because those abortions need to be late term abortions to piss off the fash even more.

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      I don’t actually don’t think so, also wild that Keem is posting 88 he should know better

      • Josephine_Spiro [she/her, pup/pup's]@hexbear.net
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        I mean my guess he does know better. Isn’t he a Gamer type?

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          I don’t knoooow why did I pretend like I knew who keemstar is, ALL I knew is he got banned for some content AGES ago and pretended he wasn’t the owner of his channel when it kept producing content (that he starred in)

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        “88 abortions over a span of just 14 years.”

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    Plot twist, they were all done individually over the course of a night because she was expecting octo-octuplets

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      😱 abort 'em all before her uterus explodes!!

  • BeamBrain [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    waow-based

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    She has a guillotine to cut off the head right as it’s coming out. Too based.

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    12 more to unlock the golden abortion skin

    • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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      At 88 you get the hitler skin and the fetus gets a tiny lil mustache

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    If this were true it would be commendable and deserve an award of some kind

  • DickFuckarelli [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    If true: most based Kamala supporter ever.

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    Come on Jake, we fired you 5 months ago. Now hurry back to blockbuster or else your high school aged manager will be pissed you’re late.

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      But I wanna smoke cigarettes with my friends, I miss these guys

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    hitler-detector

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