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minus-squareCaptainSkipper@feddit.orglinkfedilinkDeutscharrow-up53·7 months ago live in Florida they’re free
minus-squareJo Miran@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 months agohttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_crocodile
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 months agoSo rather than anywhere in Florida, we’re talking just the tip of America’s penis.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoI fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn’t believe that there’s crocodiles in the US either!
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoFloridians don’t want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-27 months ago ??? Profit. Why is it changing my 3/4 to 1/2?
Aren’t those alligators?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_crocodile
So rather than anywhere in Florida, we’re talking just the tip of America’s penis.
Yes. Just the tip. I promise.
I fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn’t believe that there’s crocodiles in the US either!
Floridians don’t want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.
Why is it changing my 3/4 to 1/2?