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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

So LinkedIn shitposting seems to be a thing now

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So LinkedIn shitposting seems to be a thing now

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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    Bonus:

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      deleted by creator

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    This guy is quickly becoming my favorite LI influencer.

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      Linkedinfluencer

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        Touche

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          Rookie error. Clearly you don’t watch porn at work.

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        LInfluencer

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        I missed this opportunity in an email just today. Damnit.

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      Got any more of those/him?

  • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    We should be able to look at a ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ porn at work

    1000005744

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      ahahaha

      Had to rewatch (ITYSL)

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      Exactly what I was hoping to see here lmfao

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      you are looking at a nude egg

    • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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      lIttle

      • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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        tip: ^little^ -> little
        (jerboa breaks. view source)

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          Is that supposed to be formatted in some way? Because it is not on Boost

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            works on jerboa?

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              issue closed.

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    Should’ve fired him for spelling Jeff with a G.

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      There are two ways to spell Jeff, one with a J, and the stupid way.

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        That was SNL gold

        For anyone who hasn’t seen it from their new season 50

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        Unless you’re a butler for Uncle Phil.

        • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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          Haha, It’s a quote from an SNL skit that just came out.

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          There are exceptions to every rule. That dude rocked.

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          Wasn’t he closer to Joffrey than Jeff?

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            I thought he was Geoffrey. I could be wrong. I’m just a drunk.

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              I was more meaning pronunciation, not spelling. It’s probably spelled that way tho

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      America fired ToysRUs for this very reason.

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    It’s been wild logging on to LI and seeing MAGA people spewing their drivel.

    Strong “Sir, this is a Wendy’s” energy.

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      Become un-hireable speedrun, any%

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      For real. There’s a very well known guy in the AEC industry that invented a very important custom PowerShell module for a pillarstone software. This same man was supposed to have a large session he spoke in at Autodesk University, which I am attending right now. I was really looking forward to attending his talk.

      Well, I was following him on LinkedIn, and a couple months ago he comments under a post basically saying, “We must support Israel no matter what, and fuck you if you question what is going on in Gaza.” This man commented basically saying, “Exactly, Israel should not be questioned, let them do what they want.”

      Much to nobody’s surprise, he’s not speaking at AU. It’s pretty clear he got dropped. It’s good to see shitty actions having consequences.

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    Employees watch porn at work. Executives masturbate to porn in the bathroom with the volume turned up on speaker. The weirder the porn, the better. Let everyone know who’s the alpha dog in the office.

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      Didn’t that CNN guy get caught beating it on camera AND he kept his job?

      Not only that but Google search won’t return his name now…

      We know Jeffrey Toobin

      I wonder if a fastfood worker would get such deference…

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        Huh, came up for me. Granted, I’m also using SearXNG, and most of the good results read as coming from Bing and Yahoo, but the first few results are from Google and relevant.

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          Startpage didnt work for me, ended up using searx to find it.

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      I read half of that and thought “Huh, they do? Where do this guy work?” then finished and realized you’re calling everyone to start doing that.

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    LinkedIn is nothing but shitposts for a long time.

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    !linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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      I started to post there, but I wasn’t sure how they’d feel about satire instead of genuine lunatics.

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        As long as it’s hard core porn, you’ll probably be fine

        BTW… that’s an amazing community

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        they already post satire there

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      Worse than that, it’s not even LinkedIn. It’s a (very good) LinkedIn parody site: https://www.shlinkedin.com/

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    Idiocracy was prophetic.

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      Poe’s law strikes again

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    Normalise porn breaks at work.

    In fact, like mental health days, normalise porn days, days where you are too overcome with degeneracy to leave your masturbatorium and come to work.

    It’s okay to call in horny.

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      goonermaxxing

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    Work Place Wanking

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    This is the real reason work from home will always win out in the future.

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    Ken must work at the SEC

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      Those guys will do anything besides working tho…

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      Makes sense, this would never fly at the ACC.

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    Watching porn at work

    Edit: Only took me three edits to get there!

    Edit: Four, if you count that one.

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