You must log in or register to comment.
Trump poll numbers through the roof with doo-doo ass-Americans.
This had me convulsing with laughter
deleted by creator
People at Trump rallys are gonna start staining the back of their pants brown in solidarity.
Don’t laugh, they were holding signs saying real men wear diapers at one rally when someone said that Trump does. So they’re kind of beyond parody at this point.
deleted by creator
Sad they need to dress up their adult baby kink in some stupid bs because the right kink-shames.
deleted by creator
deleted by creator
deleted by creator
Bifartisan politics
omg he’s just like me!
Pretty sure I made a fake news headline about this exact scenario a couple months back lmao
The wild part is that it’s the laziest shit I can think up comes true. We live in the clown hell timeline.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Uh-oh stinky
deleted by creator
Brownpants
brownpants and reds is a lot more concerning of a book title
I have a poopy day all the time. All the time.
He really shits what everybody’s farting
this is how he can regain his moistness
he fart, he poo
won’t make it to the loo
uh oh, oh no
he really gotta go
oh boy, oh my
bald eagles gonna cry
thank you
thank you
i will be here all night (on account of my vicious insomnia please send help)
heard this in my head in the voice of neil young
fair & valid & understandable
Gonna tell my kids this was Super Bass
It wouldn’t shock me if trump shat his pants but let’s be real, these are pretty weak videos. I’ve seen better evidence of bigfoot than this is evidence of trump shitting himself. Recall what it actually looks like when one of these geriatrics loses control of their bowels:
https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4909685/user-clip-nadlers-accident
shidding really is so fundamental to our democracy
I watched the two vids at the link. Sad. Libs clutching at straws. The sound could have been his stomach growling or any other sort of background noise. As for the feces - I don’t know where they get that shit.
clutching at fards
Too little - too shart
deleted by creator
deleted by creator
@frauddogg@hexbear.net Smell that? Strait doo doo grits
deleted by creator
I’ll be damned if I listen to facts up out the mouth of a man with an unwashed ass
