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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

Taco Bell Announces It’s Plumb Out Of Ideas For New Places To Put Beef

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago
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IRVINE, CA—Despite the fast food chain’s self-described dedication to innovation, Taco Bell announced Friday that it was plumb out of ideas for new places to put ground beef. “We’re stumped—we can’t think of anywhere else to put our signature seasoned beef at the moment,” said Nathan Chisholm, a disheveled-looking member of the Taco Bell product […]
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    8 months ago

    Bring back shredded chicken burritos, cowards.

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      Quesaritos Are Justice

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      I think it’s greed, not cowardice.

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      Fool, how does this solve the beef problem?

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      For me it’s the ranchero chicken soft tacos

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        I miss the fiesta veggie burrito

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