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BashfulBob [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago

I want to connect with you, emotionally

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I want to connect with you, emotionally

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BashfulBob [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago
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      I love this bit

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        I think there’s another one about how, given the choice to go back in time and kill baby Hitler, Ken would hire baby Hitler instead and the values of his company would help turn Hitler’s energy into a positive. I can’t find it though.

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      deleted by creator

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        I have some horrible news for the most media literate user in this site.

        It’s satire.

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          No it’s real, I’m the porn star. Ama

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            Is this an Ask Me Anything or is your porn star name Ama?

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              Yes.

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          deleted by creator

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          Poe’s law but for linkedin freaks

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          the most media literate user in this site

          Absolutely obliterating someone with faint praise.

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    Trolling is a art

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    “You should be able to watch a little porn at work.” who-did-this

    Sidenote we need more I think you should leave emojis.

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    God, I love LinkedIn bit accounts

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    Master shitposter.

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    This post is an absolute roller coaster

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    This reads like a Dan Hentschel bit

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    speech-r

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    next month LinkedIn is about to start scraping everything for LLM / so-called “AI” that’s not actually AI

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