You check the news,
- The United States has just declared Iran it’s #1 enemy
- Everyone is talking about Linkin Park
- A massive hurricane has just killed hundreds of people and caused billions of dollars of damage in the southeastern US
- People are excited for the new Ridley Scott Gladiator movie
- A political candidate just yelled “Leeerrooyy Jenkins!” on live TV
You sigh, boot up Runescape and put the new Smosh video on in the background.
It is 2024
Oh, also it is the year of the Linux desktop.
Linux is just a stopgap until GNU Hurd is ready
GNU Hurd doesn’t even support amd64 yet
That’s fine, we’ll all be on Itanium in a couple years anyway.
Also Dick Cheney is relevant politically.
I’m out here not relating to ANY of that 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥
I’m pretty sure WoW has more subs than it’s had in a while with the new xpac, but this isn’t going to hit the demographic they think it is. Or maybe they’re aiming for white suburban dads in their 30s.
They targeted gamers!
It’s never in the way you hope though
Or maybe they’re aiming for white suburban dads in their 30s.
I mean, I think that’s the main audience for both campaigns typically.
In their 50s and up more like
30s and 50s are the same age. If your knee hurts and remember golden era simpsons you’re the same age.
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GTA V came out when I was in highschool, and I remember playing it frequently.
Everyone that can say this is functionally the same age.
Then you’re a young’un (it came out my freshman year of college).
xpac
oh god oh fuck
I got everything I ever wanted
And I’ll never give that back
uncle kkkracker
My partner and I got back on with this new expansion lol, it’s pretty good! We found a guild of gay and trans communists which is pretty great
They’re going to lose, aren’t they? And they fucking deserve it too. 
100%
I mean, a world of warcraft is exactly what they aim to create, so it fits.
Watch them play as human paladins. They’ll do it.
They could also go for an orc warrior so they can feel bad about all the genocide they’re doing.
Garrosh
“I don’t know how many of you have run…Zul’Farrak…But I’m trying to figure out how to get them to Zul’Fa-Rock. The. Vote!”
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Be honest, there was no game that wasn’t going to draw criticism
they could have gone classic/retro and had somebody play tetris while giving a nod to that kid who just looped it.
personally, i would have gone with “Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015”, which would absolutely have taken over the news cycle for a week.
Vote Blue (Scuti)
If Kamala Harris got an any% world record run of Spyro 2 live on twitch, would you speed run to the polls?
Tim Walz filibusters the Senate by performing a live glitchless Shenmue 100% run.
helldivers would have been hilariously on the nose
hearts of iron 4 wehraboo DLC beta test
Should have streamed valorant with Hissage and herjett
of course not, she’s acknowledging g*mers as human
Death to America
QWOP would’ve been funny at least
I’d watch her play get over it for a bit tbh
Portal
“I’m kinda doin’ a little burning crusade myself and it’s epic.”
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
This can’t be real
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2272019483
It was a campaign surrogate playing. The entire time it was in emotes only mode. Naturally 98% of the emotes were Palestine flags.
🤣🤣🤣
Wait, so this was like a rally with Subway Surfers to keep zoomers’ attentions except instead of Subway Surfers it’s one of the most mind-numbingly boring games to watch (and robbed of the only thing that might make it interesting i.e. raid comms)? Whose idea was this?
Can’t wait for the next election where the Republican and Democrat candidates will do a live debate in
Space Station 13AmongusObviously they’ll be playing Space Station 14 which could use more players and servers.
Five bucks they say “The World of Warcraft” at some point
The twist? That gamer surrogate is a Republican.
