The Spinetral Skullmittee of the Bonemunist Party (Boneshevik) has declared: The bonegeoisie have been vanquished as a bonelitical force! All that remains of the Wight Boovement are scattered fragments of reactionscary skulldouts, receiving a spinal ulna-matum to lay down their arms. The victory of the Great Boneletarian Ribvolution will re-vertebraet through ribstory! Boorah!
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The Spinetral Skullmittee of the Bonemunist Party (Boneshevik) has declared: The bonegeoisie have been vanquished as a bonelitical force! All that remains of the Wight Boovement are scattered fragments of reactionscary skulldouts, receiving a spinal ulna-matum to lay down their arms. The victory of the Great Boneletarian Ribvolution will re-vertebraet through ribstory! Boorah!
I had a fucking aneurysm reading this thank you