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Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago

What are some jokes a communist skeleton would tell?

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What are some jokes a communist skeleton would tell?

Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • Crowtee_Robot [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    “I was going to form a workers’ council but I had no body to organize with!” 💀💀💀

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    They’d be very sad about being a skeleton and not a ghost, all those missed ”spectre of communism” opportunities.

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    8 months ago

    The foot bone is in dialect with the

    Leg bone

    The leg bone is in dialect with the

    Thigh bone

    Etc

    • Anarcho-Bolshevik@lemmygrad.ml
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  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    “Did you hear about Trotsky? I guess you could say Stalin had a BONE to pick with him.”

    Question: does the communist skeleton have one of those little flat Vaudeville hats? Because I think it would really up the ante

    • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      You should really emphasize the word pick too.

      I definitely picture them as having one of those hats or looking like the guy from the Social Distortion logo.

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Sassy skeletons are the best skeletons.

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    deeply unserious skeleton smdh

  • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.net
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    Something something bonegeoisie

    • anarcho_blinkenist [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      The Spinetral Skullmittee of the Bonemunist Party (Boneshevik) has declared: The bonegeoisie have been vanquished as a bonelitical force! All that remains of the Wight Boovement are scattered fragments of reactionscary skulldouts, receiving a spinal ulna-matum to lay down their arms. The victory of the Great Boneletarian Ribvolution will re-vertebraet through ribstory! Boorah!

      • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.net
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        I had a fucking aneurysm reading this thank you

  • SupFBI [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    You could say I have a bone to pick with the bourgeoisie.

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    “I’m an actual person, I’ve just been waiting until real (true state- and classless) communism has been tried”

    a bit of self irony doesn’t hurt

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