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Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago

The feminine urge to play bass for White Zombie

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The feminine urge to play bass for White Zombie

Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago
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    Dragula is objectively the best song ever recorded.

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      This is Super-Charger Heaven erasure and I will not stand for it, purely because it features Christopher “Saxon-slaying Saruman” Lee.

      Either way, John Tempesta is, well, if he’s not in my top 5 favorite drummers, he’s definitely up there. Fuckin’ legend. parrot-vibin

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    Fun fact about Rob Zombie is that he got the presidential medal of freedom from Joe Biden.

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      Ridin with Biden in my Dragula

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        God could dad drive a coffin

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        You’re a uh uhhhh a-a scary g-guy uh fat, scare the pants right off me! biden-the-thing

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      michael-laugh

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      In an attempt to make herself seem more likeable to hew-mon voters, Kamala Harris picked up her laugh as an affectation after seeing Sherri Moon Zombie’s performance as Baby Firefly in House of 1,000 Corpses.

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    Shred your frets

    Across a ragged thumb

    Strumming together

    Strings vibrating

    Move the song

    Reverb so loud

    Bound up the threads

    In Minor E!

    Ragged fingers strum

    And they raggedly shrill

    You shred the solo in Major C

    Ragged fingers strum

    And they raggedly shrill

    Down in the mosh pit you can see!

    Hey YEAH! that’s the fret that you wanted

    HEY YEAH!! Shred the superbeast!

    Hey YEAH! that’s the fret that you wanted

    HEY YEAH!! Shred the superbeast!

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