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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

The what now?

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The what now?

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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Want to learn more? Here’s everything you need to know about the elusive dongfish!

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      Noooooooo

      • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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        Reality is often disappointing

        • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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          That’s gonna be my epitaph: “In reality, often disappointing”

          • Klear@lemmy.world
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            Unfortunatley that’s not going to be your epitapth. You know why.

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              Oh shit, they found out?? flees the country

    • CaptainFlintlockFinn@lemmy.ca
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      Totally thought I was going to get Rick rolled

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        It’s so much worse. We got truth rolled. :(

        • Facelikeapotato@lemmy.mlOP
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          Aww, what a shame. At least Bum Farto was a real person, even if Bum was a nickname.

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    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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      Yeah, that’s what I thought. Way too good to be true.

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    First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches.

    Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.

    Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it.

    Then you cut the fleeb. There’s several hizzards in the way.

    The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away.

    That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!

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    The lesser known method of making a Plumbus

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      I was waiting for the rick and morty ref xd

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    Those are all perfectly cromulent words

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      Sure to embiggen your vocabulary.

    • Fosheze@lemmy.world
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      FYI. Your account is flagged as a bot. If you aren’t actually a bot then you should go into your account setrings and uncheck the bot account box.

      • hypnotoad@sh.itjust.works
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        Much appreciated

    • dutchkimble@lemy.lol
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      Crom laughs at your four winds from his mountain!

  • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.world
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    Tag yourself! I am dillsack.

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      Scungle reporting for duty 🫡

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        (the nutte sac) 😀🖐️

  • GreenMario@lemm.ee
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    That’s some Dr. Seuss shit.

    One fish two fish

    Red fish Dongfish

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      deleted by creator

  • Blyfh@lemmy.world
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    it gets even better when Jeany reads it: https://youtu.be/08mUpBKLMFk

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/08mUpBKLMFk

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

      • Blyfh@lemmy.world
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        Good bot.

        • Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world
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          Good human.

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    Holy crap I’m getting some ROCK HARD Ninja Sex Party vibes

    https://youtu.be/8d0N0jA0tus

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/8d0N0jA0tus

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

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