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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

REPORT: Scientists Officially Reclassify Pluto as Pathetic

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REPORT: Scientists Officially Reclassify Pluto as Pathetic

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago
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A groundbreaking new report from NASA has officially reclassified Pluto as totally freaking pathetic. “There was some back and forth in the past regarding whether or not Pluto should be classified as a planet,” said renowned astronomer Dr. Nara Uglietta. “However, a consensus among researche
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    Edit: Pluto is HOT SHIT

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      Dammit…I should have clicked your link before leaving the same link.

      Although, to be fair mine was better, as I didn’t just leave the url as the clickable text. Mine was hot shit!

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        I’m a lurker and rarely comment, so it did not occur to me to do that. I’m trying to get out of my brain and just do what I’m supposed to do. It’s fixed now, just for you!

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