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Solution Engineer@reddthat.com to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

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Solution Engineer@reddthat.com to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago
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  • Worx@lemmynsfw.com
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    Superimpose the text “somewhere in this image are my terrorism plans” so they have to spend hours studying the picture in detail

    • Comment105@lemm.ee
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      And then actually get the Darth Plagueis the Wise copypasta in there somewhere.

  • Reddit is better.@dormi.zone
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    https://youtu.be/4zH9Zca1vRM

    • Ton the Supermassive@lemm.ee
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      Omg how could I have not heard this song before?! And it’s 8 years old! What a banger!

      • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)@pawb.social
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        Dude, Knower is great. You should also check out songs like Time Traveller and Butts Tits Money

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        Louis Coles new album is worth checking out , he’s the drummer.

        Also the drummer of Clown Core.

    • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)@pawb.social
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      Don’t even have to watch, I already know what song this is.

      Edit: yep. The government knows.

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      I don’t know what I just watched. All I know is before the end of the song I was dancing naked and masturbating in front of my webcam.

    • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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      This is awesome

    • sheepishly@fedia.io
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      A fine addition to my schizocore collection

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    Better hope you don’t have a small dick, or you’ll tick all the terrorist profile markers and be in jail before you know it.

    • Solution Engineer@reddthat.comOP
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      Yeah, I am not in jail, that doesn’t make sense

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        I have a miniature cock and am not imprisoned, so I’d call major BS

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    And then they assume you have pics of teenage boy cock on your drive.

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    Gotta get some unpleasant bodily function photos in there as well. Big unbroken dookie, unfolded snot rag, infected ingrown toenail, you know, real degenerate shit.

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      “The full, detailed write up of my plans are within this cumbox, search carefully and thoroughly, many key details are very well hidden.”

      • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works
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        Eating shit, vomiting and masturbating while dictating your manifesto in detail.

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    joke’s on anon, the only thing nsa ever wanted is spy on everyone’s dickpics without having to go in person

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      Hot NSA agent: I need to get me some of this dick in this pic! Checks OP’s file for his address, sees red flags from his other antics Damn, nevermind!

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          Lmao “theft of government property”. Those charges are somehow more upsetting than the act of hoarding all those dick pics.

          • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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            Its also an onion esqu article.

            • Who knew?@sh.itjust.works
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              no shit lol I wonder where people who think it’s real think the government is getting their dick pics. I once had someone try to bullshit me by saying that the sensors on automatic urinals were cameras collecting dick pics, I wonder if that is last of the conspiracy here, maybe they think that’s real

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                Also the perpetrators name is Hilary Wang

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    The only flaw in this plan is that maximum dick pics is the only reason why they surveil everyone

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    For extra points, write some random almost coherent stuff, ROT13 it then steganographise it into those dick pics.

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    all that’s gonna get the OP is a new buddy who really wants to help him start shit and will provide all the materials even

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