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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 8 months ago

Pancake rolls

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Pancake rolls

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Don’t you just hate it when your tits fall off and take a piece of your heart with 'em?

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      If my SOs tits fell off, they most certainly would take a piece of my heart with them

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        deleted by creator

    • lemmylommy@lemmy.world
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      That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

      • EddoWagt@feddit.nl
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        Why is that not typical?

        • radicalautonomy@lemmy.world
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          Well bodies are supposed to be made such that the tits don’t fall off at all, so I just want to point out that this is not normal.

          • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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            Was she safe?

      • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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        The tots are outside the environment!

    • Dr. Wesker
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      This reminds me of a Janis Joplin song.

    • Jtee@lemmy.world
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      Not when your sister is a necromancer

  • lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Put those tits back where they came from or so help me

    • betahack@lemmy.world
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      bom, bom,bom,bom,…

  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    this is intelligible but not understandable

    • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I suspect they’re just posting about something they made while using it as an opportunity to fuck with friends and family. I might have experience with this.

  • Creosm@lemmy.world
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    these being served may just be the reason she’s in the coma in the first place??

    • Etterra@lemmy.world
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      That is way too much goddamn peanut butter JFC

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        I think it is carmel

    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      No can’t you read it’s because her heart fell out when her tits fell off, duh. Happens all the time!

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      Nah man, it was from her tits falling off from an intense motor boating, didn’t you read!

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    in a coma from being motorboated too hard

    You old sailor you!

  • I'll be on ShareMySims@lemmy.dbzer0.com@sh.itjust.works
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    Is there a /menwritingwomen yet?

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      You can just go to AO3, but you’ll also get womenwritingmen as well.

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      Want

      • I'll be on ShareMySims@lemmy.dbzer0.com@sh.itjust.works
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        I’m in no state to start up anything like that, it’s yours to go for if you want to!

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    The front fell off

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      That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

  • DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works
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    Like if you cry every tiem

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    life goals is motorboating gf’s tits so hard they fall off

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      gmod clipping noises

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      If I get Rolo filled pancakes afterwards that’s just a bonus.

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    This reminds me of the early 00s, when being “lol so wandom” was cool. The worst one I can remember hearing was my cousin saying (completely out of the blue), “Yeah, and then like a car goes busting through the window and lands in a Hot Pocket…”

    I had actually used DALL-E not long ago to try to generate what he was talking about.

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      If the car was on fire, then that was smart planning because the center of the Hot Pocket is always frozen.

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    Are those Rolos? 👀

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      There’s other stuff too

  • Soup@lemmy.cafe
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    Wait… we’re still into rage bait? I thought we were past that as a collective.

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    Jill telling the story to her parents probably...

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    Are they wrapped around plastic tubes? What is the “sauce” leaking out of them? What the fuck am I looking at?

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      deleted by creator

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      Looks like peanut butter with Rolos on the ends

  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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