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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

Anon can't sleep

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Anon can't sleep

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago
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    For anyone reading this who might have anxiety, I had this problem and it just turned out that I really need better support during the day. Boxers weren’t cutting it.

    With that said, yes definitely consider seeing a doctor.

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      Hey everyone, this guy has long balls!

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        Ol’ Long Balls MacDougall we call him.

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          You got long balls Larry. You’re Long Balls Larry

          Long-Ass Balls

          Long-Ball Larry

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            Fuck I love curb your enthusiasm

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          His arch nemesis is WideBalls Fredrick

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        Is this your professional opinion, Dr. Wesker?

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      Alternatively, as a form of scrotal elephantiasis, it could be a parasitic infection, swollen lymph nodes from either disease or medical procedures like radiotherapy, or more rarely a hernia that causes the intestines to drop into the scrotum.

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        intestines to drop into the scrotum

        I was perfectly fine without the knowledge that that can happen.

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          Getting a hernia there happens to 1 in 3 men.

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        What a terrible day to have eyes and a scrotum

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      weaponized clackers

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