What do you mean nicotine and a monster for breakfast isn’t healthy?
Replace the monster with coffe and you have the breakfast of choice for berliners and parisians! They’re fancy! Ooh la lah!
and chefs
I know I’ve done a good job with my caffeine detox because I drank some energy drink that was supposed to taste like Sour Patch Kids (my favorite candy) and I feel like Hercules
Cleaned out my partners car in record time, steam blasted my ferrets’ enclosure and then had the time to make a fancy cheese board for my Pathfinder session
I feel like I might die if I stop moving, but then again I’ll just keep moving
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I got in trouble in the first grade because I did an amazing Cornholio
Well, look who’s laughing now Mrs. Potters!
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They were threatening me!
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i felt this meme physically
Are you suggesting that 2 monster ultra cans a day is BAD for me???
this was me like two hours ago
I can drink any alcohol no problem, but I stay the fuck away from caffeine.
If I’m not having a drink, then it’s always water for me.
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