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flamingos-cant@feddit.ukM to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 8 months ago

but wat 'bout us on a WOKE-free diet

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but wat 'bout us on a WOKE-free diet

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flamingos-cant@feddit.ukM to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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    No, but see, what if a person who isn’t vegan accidentally eats some vegan food and likes it?

    • flamingos-cant@feddit.ukOPM
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      Hopefully they’re not a cat person.

      • JohnSmith@feddit.uk
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        I see, we are going meta now.

      • esc27@lemmy.world
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        Sometimes creators can be wrong… Hello Kitty is obviously either a cat or a cat person not a human girl, GIF is not pronounced like the U.S. peanut butter brand, and Han shot first.

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        What if they aren’t a cat person, but accidentally eat a cat?

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      Username checks out

  • Andrew@piefed.social
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    When the Daily Mail says anybody ‘faces fierce backlash’, they mean a fierce backlash that they’re about to stir up.

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  • flamingos-cant@feddit.ukOPM
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    You might think I’m being factious with that title, but no, these people are genuinely beyond parody.

    Daily Mail comment section. mrmingly: "Cancel my NT membership when they started this woke madness, and know of many others who have done likewise.. I joined to support the upkeep of some magnificent estates, not the woke dogma". Uber99 in reply: "me too."

    • OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml
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      It’s a recurring thing.

      Right wing astroturfing groups keep trying to get control of the national trust.

      https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/nov/06/right-leaning-group-fails-to-wrest-control-of-national-trust-from-political-takeover

      If it’s not vegan food, they’re complaining about pride, or people explaining where all the money for these big country houses came from.

      The group’s actually run out of the same place as a Tory think-tank. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/jan/28/national-trust-captured-by-well-funded-fake-grassroots-group-restore-trust

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      My coffee is WHAT??? 😤

      • grue@lemmy.world
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        If my coffee had to be vegan, I would be kinda upset because it means I couldn’t have any dairy cream in it.

        If my coffee couldn’t be vegan (even served black), I would be even more upset because WTF would they be doing to it to make it inherently not-vegan‽

        • KimjongTOOILL@lemmy.world
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          Jello and marshmallows aren’t vegan for WTF reasons

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            Yeah, they usually contain gelatin, which is extracted from animal skins and bones.

            Vegan gelling agents are available (and in fact, marshmallows originally used marshmallow roots), but I guess, gelatin is just so cheap, because it’s a waste product from animal slaughter.

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            So no more jello in my coffee either?

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            Same with most bread, beer, wine, apple juice, potato chips and white sugar.

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              I knew about the others, but what about bread and potato chips is not vegan?

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                Bread often contains L-Cysteine, made from hog hair or poultry feathers, as a baking aid. It is labelled as food additive E920.
                Potato chips often contain whey powder, and some aromas contain animal products even if you wouldn’t expect it.

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      Ah sweet, this’ll do a good job removing some of the arseholes from NT locations. Great stuff!

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      i don’t know anything about this but I am now very angry that “facetious”, “factious”, and “fictious” are all words

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        This is very funny because I meant to put facetious.

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      This person clearly forgot when they tried to force their employees to wear pride lanyards, lol

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    No more bread rolls and fruit! Unless they’re covered in butter! YES, the fruit, too!

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      Even the fruit

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    Being judged for ordering from the vegan menu because the food looks nice is annoying

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    Daily Mail always be capitalizing words in they titles like they never heard of a style guide or proper grammar, or as I like to call it, “Props, Gram”

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    Nutters.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      FRANCE

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    Riiight? Should be the whole menu.

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