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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

Anon goes to Long John Silvers

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Anon goes to Long John Silvers

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago
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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    Anon single-handedly defeats the corporate overlords.

    Plot twist: this was actually an ad for Long John Silver’s.

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      Advertisers with folders of Pepe pics, a grim future

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        • P03 Locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          God, that’s so accurate.

          Although, you could replace “brand” with “adult”, and it would work for memes that kids have propagated.

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      It’s the corporate overlords that hacked the system.

  • _lilith@lemmy.world
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    My Feral barn cat won’t even eat Long John Silvers and she was born in a dumpster during a hurricane

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      They’re watching their mercury levels.

  • atmur@lemmy.world
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    Unfortunately, anon died of heart failure after posting this due to consuming “food” from Long John Silvers one (1) time.

    /s

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    The only Long John’s in 100 miles of here finally closed a few years ago and is now a Christian book store/frozen yogurt shop.

    I always remember that, but never that there is a non-franchise Fish & Chip shop within walking distance that’s better than LJS’s ever was. 😮‍💨

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      Tomorrow is a good day for fish

    • NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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      Was the yogurt any good?

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        Haven’t tried it. We still have a TCBY out here and it’s right across the street.

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    Fake: no one eats at long johns

    Gay: anon loves that chunky white stuff

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    Winning!

    • BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee
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      It’s funny that he didn’t even consider to drink some water

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        OP is going to regret wasting that when we start the climate change water wars.

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    The mistake here was using a drive-through window.

  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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    As someone who actually liked long John’s these comments make me sad.

    • DeanFogg@lemm.ee
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      Name checks out

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    Anon is tartar.

    • Shard@lemmy.world
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      Retartar?

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        Tartistic

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