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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago

Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year

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Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago
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KANSAS CITY, MO—Growing increasingly alarmed as she stared at her boyfriend Travis Kelce’s upcoming 2024 schedule, a horrified Taylor Swift reportedly realized for the first time Friday that football happens every year. “So football…that’s not just a thing Travis did last fall for a couple of months—that’s something that’s going to happen again and again?” […]
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    Jesus, that ending was brutal.

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      Right? The tone really took a turn there. There I was, having a sensible chuckle, and suddenly I was sad

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      So are the injuries

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