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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

They're being set up for disappointment

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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    What of my collection of cheese wheels and sweet rolls?!

    • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      That’s why you have a house. Multiple, even. What are you, some strolling watchman?

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        Filling the floor of your house in Skyrim and then running around so it throws those rolls and cheese is my favorite thing

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      Or all my ammo?

  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    It took me months to recover after I learned that I couldn’t stick weapons to my back like refrigerator magnets.

    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
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      You can stick refrigerator magnets to your back?

      • CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world
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        I thought everyone knew the covid vaccine makes you magnetic.

      • ik5pvx@lemmy.world
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        There’s people who can’t?

        • Ephera@lemmy.ml
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          Iron deficiency…

          • thisbenzingring
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            Covid vaccine

      • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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        Only if I intend to use them as weapons.

      • Kühlschrank@lemmy.world
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        Oh the old reddit lemmy switcheroo

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          Hold my bag of many things, I’m going in!

  • dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee
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    Do you mean I can’t just pause a street brawl to eat 8 bags of flour and a wheel of cheese to restore some health before continuing to fight?

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      My head canon for pause menus is that time continued as normal from the npcs perspective and I just ate food so fast I broke the laws of physics

      As for bread healing stab wounds well it was just really delicious bread

  • NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world
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    I ran into this T-shirt at a con recently.

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      I needs it

  • Wrench@lemmy.world
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    Weight systems like Skyrim are pointless time sinks. They’re not realistic, it just means you have to spend far too much time micromanaging your inventory as a basic game mechanic.

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      This might be my only complaint about Baldur’s Gate 3. In my (extensive) dnd experience, encumberance is usually the first rule that gets thrown away for being unfun.

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        yeah, but they have an easy instant right click to send to camp button. it’s really not a hindrance.

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          I disagree. It’s still a bunch of unnecessary menu management time, especially if you’re running a low STR party. That being said, I have over 650 hours in the game so it definitely didn’t ruin it for me.

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            The inventory management in general was clunky and pita to use for a game from 24’

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        Aye, the inventory is borked. They should have used the inventory slot limitation as well as weight, just like in the real baldur’s gate games!

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        Were you carrying around 1000 camp supplies, 8 looted swords, 35 potions, and 2 suits of plate armour by any chance? ;)

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          Obviously, yes. Lol.

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            What a coincidence, that’s the exact kit I equipped Laezel with.

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      I feel like Valheim really nailed this system. The weight restriction (along with portal restrictions) encourages building a base in a good spot and make an infrastructure of paths and canals in order to make resource harvesting easier and faster. I have spent many hours just digging out canals to allow boat transportation instead of taking 5 minute deviations. Also it encourages constructing bases in tougher locations to save time on transportation. Without the weight limit I feel like the game would lose so much of the encouragement to make awesome bases.

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      Kenshi keeps it somewhat realistic: a slot for a main weapon and a sidearm each, and str on 1 lets you carry a bit of food additionally and not much else, encumberance has speed and fight debuffs. Inventory in slots is restricted anyway and most things don’t stack (though i use ogre stack mod). Then there’s backpacks for the buff members of your team. Btw, arm bulk is determined by whole 3 parameters.

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    Stalker was good for this, realistic weight allowances, the more you carried the quicker your stamina went dien until you couldn’t jump and then couldn’t walk.

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      Nothing a few cans of energy drink can’t fix

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    They’re learning TOTAL nonsense…

    Like that perseverance and effort lead to success and reward.

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      And unless they are playing souls like games, the apparent skill progression is falsely inflated by enemy difficulty decreasing each attempt.

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    This could give a realistic idea of carrying capacity: The evolution of military kit – the equipment of Britains soldiers from the 11th century to today | the vintage news.com

    11th century:

    2014:

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      Hell yeah learned a thing.

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    deleted by creator

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      That’s a really solid argument coming from a Christian apologist.

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      Here I thought the one piece dude was ridiculous.

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        Something about people wielding more than two swords at once is hilariously awesome.

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    And how many dirt blocks you can carry

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      I’ve got three buckets of water in my backpack!

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    HL2 is the game that gave me this unrealistic standard

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      Quake

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    Sniper Elite 5 enters the chat.

    Pistol, smg, long gun, and pilfered mg42. The WEIGHT! and… Climbing a ladder with all that.

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      Don’t even get me started on GTA V.

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        WDYM I CANT realistically carry an rpg, a minigun, a laser minigun, a firework launcher, and railgun in… where does the gta protag store their weapons, wait I don’t wanna know

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    I often struggle while playing STALKER (especially Anomaly) because I feel like I should only realistically carry two guns, but here I am with an AR, a hunting rifle, a shotgun, and a sidearm.

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      I picked up some gel airsoft guns and have been playing steady with my kid.

      Anyways I just picked up a rifle which freed up both pistols we had for one person to wield. And let me tell you, dual wielding automatic pistols not only is completely non-functional but also makes you feel like an idiot just holding them. Completely the opposite of Halo.

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        Bet you look rad as hell, though.

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      4 is already too low.

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        Lol, yeah… I’ve seen other people’s inventory in screenshots and a lot of them are wearing an exosuit just to lug around twelve different rifles and machine guns.

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    I have a sword (tbh it’s kind of Spanish mall ninja shit, if the mall was a factory catering to tourists who want sharp souvenirs) and it’s not even that big, but it’s heavy. I know how many swords I can carry and the answer is one until I get tired. Then none.

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