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EllenKelly [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months ago

I am tweeting this with VPN.

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I am tweeting this with VPN.

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EllenKelly [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months ago
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https://xcancel.com/marcelvanhattem/status/1829729347873227190

does this dork know how funny he is? 🤣

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  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    My dignity is worth much more than that

    no, you’re posting on twitter

    • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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    • EllenKelly [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      I noticed today shortlinks from x.com still redirect to t.co.etcera teehee, what fun

      elon of youre reading this, I hope youre enjoying this jaunt, such a shame if it didnt work out! Let that sink in!

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    • goferking (he/him)
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      Hello, it’s not Le epic x. It’s call xhitting 😂😂😂😂

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        • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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          according to google they’re just called posts now

          WAoW

          Many innovation sir

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          I thought he was the one calling them xhits?

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      • DanComrd [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        I xhat myself from laughing 🤣🤣🤣

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    You use the VPN to access Shitter. I use the VPN to steal movies from Paramount. We are not the same.

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      I was gonna say dont post anything you wouldn’t want read back in court but actually i think thatd be funny

      the prosecution having to explain your joke to some 70 zombie but roux was not joking, your honour

      😱

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        • EllenKelly [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          I really hope I get done for defamation one day 😈

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        “Mr. Roux, do you have anything to add before you are sentenced?”

        “Yes, piracy is praxis, your honour. Oh, also pigpoop”

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    I hope someone reports him so he gets send to the lulag

    • Nationalgoatism [any]@hexbear.net
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      God I love hexbear for it’s truly unhinged memes

    • DanComrd [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      That’s a Slammer™ classic

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    Food $200

    Data $150

    Rent $800

    Tweeting $10,000

    Utility $150

    someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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      skeleton-wave

    • Duży Szef [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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      Drop the utility and Data bills, Food can be halved. Hope I helped!

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    I will pay untold amounts to bootlicker

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      InB4 twitter superBLUpremium, R$50000 a post, your lord and master is guaranteed to “like” it (shares cost extra, unless youre promoting a Holocaust denier)

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    “I’ll keep drinking that garbage” energy lol

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      The difference is that Trump probably spends $8 on a can of coke from the vending machine

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    No, we will continue to eat the Nazi burgerslop! Save us, my-hero

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    Blue eyed white guy named van hattem: por favor senhor muske, my country brasil yearns for freedom (nazi posts)

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      this guy’s family crypt is lined with ten centimeters of lead and still hitler-detector goes fucking wild

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        Avô Van Hattem

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    I will keep posting on twitter to keep my dignity as a truly free and representative native son of Brazil, or my name isn’t Matthias von Totenkopf-SonderkommadoSS.

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    stop. using. twitter.

    • EllenKelly [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Good impression of Alexandre!

      I was reading about OJ simpsons murder trial and got side tracked, this was shared by Caitlyn Jenner it was the first thing I saw. I dont have an account, I was just checkin’ in on my enemies.

      It’s not as if we can escape this fucking circus at the moment anyway, I’d take this shit over peoples hot takes on trans women in sports any day.

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        I just meant the people that are on twitter complaining about twitter. Those people annoy the heck outta me. Just stop using it

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      You know what? I’m gonna use Twitter even harder.

    • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      imagine a bullet tearing through Elon Musk’s cerebral cortex

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    Protesting over a foreign social media site? Lmao Brazilians have many talented software engineers, I’m sure they can either move to the fediverse or make their own cool twitter clone. These dumb fascists are so married to their treats, they can’t live without them, so they have to riot in response to them being taken away

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        What does Le Epic X Dot Com have left to offer besides infinite The_Dunk_Tank material?

        very-smart from my analysis, it has only dunk material left

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        Dredge is the only path forward for twitter

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    I will DIE for my right to be racist on the racist X site.

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    He’s going to what? Tweeting? What’s that, I’m over here Xing baybey

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