My “Not involved in human trafficking” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
“I want to be clear that what I’m about to say is not an endorsement of chattel slavery, but you look lovely today Maria.”
“That wasn’t an endorsement of chattel slavery.”
“Yeah, that’s why I said it wasn’t an endorsement of chattel slavery, typical stupidly from a slave!”
I do that a lot irl. It started when that ‘I’m not racist but…’ and then someone grabs the speakers lips and says nothing good ever comes after that sentence and using it for normal stuff. ‘I’m not racist but we’re out of cat litter.’
This person says slavery was a morally justified invention because it “solved slavery” because they claim before slavery, when a people were conquered, they were simply slaughtered
Historical literacy running rampant on twitter I see
I…what? Where do these people come up with this shit?
These are the times I’m glad Elongated Man fucked up the Hellsite
I no longer feel the urge to argue
I am finding my inner balance by making a Pathfinder character who is an umbrella
A Psychic Umbrella
Pen and paper games have come so far since my youth. What a time to be alive.
I do miss the days when disagreements with the GM were solved by dueling with pieces of Hot Wheels tracks
That was more of a house rule with my brother though
Narrator: Yet it was, infact, an endorsement of chattel slavery.
I read this in Morgan Freeman’s voice for some reason.
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