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𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

It even fits in my pant pockets.

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It even fits in my pant pockets.

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𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Dr. Wesker
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    Meanwhile everyone in the Every Day Carry community just carry around fidget spinners, a shit covered wristwatch, and spaghetti.

    • Ducks@ducks.dev
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      If you’re not carrying cooked spaghetti in your pocket I don’t trust you.

      • ShartyWaffles@sh.itjust.works
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        Pocket skettis! Sh-sha!

      • interloper@sh.itjust.works
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        What about ducks

    • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldOP
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      Can’t go wrong with pocket pasta.

    • Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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      Knife and a flashlight are the best starting options I’ve found, I use both way more than a multitool

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        Knife is the first tool ever invented, cause it’s the best one

  • Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    As long as I have Santiago, all is well.

  • Moc@lemmy.world
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    zero real ones

    Literally me

  • Thorny_Thicket@sopuli.xyz
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    There’s two kinds of people: ones that know about Santiago and ones that don’t.

    • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldOP
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      Appreciation does not require knowledge.

  • Raisin8659@monyet.cc
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    I wanna see the pants.

  • ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works
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    I feel like the keys to heaven and hell probably look different enough that you shouldn’t really need labels.

    • Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
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      Yeh but if you can’t remember which one is which it’s as good as there being no difference. Also there seems to be 3 keys in that keyring.

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        It’s a decoy key.

        • "no" banana@lemmy.world
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          Maybe it opens both.

    • andallofmypeaches@lemmy.world
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      It’d be better if they actually looked the same, so you couldn’t choose by form, but had to use your intuition/heart.

  • Lammy@lemmy.world
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    Good keys

  • Spudwart@lemmy.world
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    Chainmail Hauberk - it’s fine until it’s hot. 16 decoy wallets - who needs money, buy more wallets. Tactical Glock - Lämp Pacifier, Blankie and Baby Toy - ??? A Rose - wholesome Santiago - Oh Ok The keys to heaven and hell - for janitorial duties I suppose The weight of knowledge - oh, I understand now. 300 loads of cement per hour - pave the earth 16 Pictures of ma - for the 16 wallets. Cyanide Pill - I wonder if this is also a decoy. Your heart - again, no idea.

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    Where do you buy pants like that? I never gave enough pockets

    • Ubermeisters@discuss.online
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      Cement store

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      From the place Deadpool and all those 90’s heroes do.

      • Regular Human@lemmy.world
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        The Rob Liefeld section of the mall store

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    That’s a lot of cement wheelbarrows to lug around.

    But at least I can then repair all the potholes.

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      Fun fact, its illegal to do that

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