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Seagoon_@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 9 months ago

Daily Discussion Thread: 💀🏊‍♀️🐺 Thursday, August 15, 2024

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Daily Discussion Thread: 💀🏊‍♀️🐺 Thursday, August 15, 2024

Seagoon_@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 9 months ago
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    9 months ago

    This hayfever can eat my fuck

    • TinyBreak@aussie.zone
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      9 months ago

      Is that what it is? God damn got the stupid rash back and everything.

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        9 months ago

        Eyes itching, sneezing like mad and phlegmy.

        Yeah it’s hayfever baby!!!

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      9 months ago

      The delicious scented jasmine seduced me on my walk yesterday.

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        9 months ago

        The one plant I have vetoed for our garden, to my wife’s dismay.

        It’s a choice between me being able to breathe and see, or the jasmine.

        Of course, it took her wayyy too long to come to a decision about how to proceed though… 😆

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          One needs to weigh these important decisions up. Pretty flowers vs whinging.

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            EVERYONE takes her side on this 😛

            Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be over here snorting antihistamines.

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        Jasmine looks pretty, but I can’t disassociate the smell with urinal cakes

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          Fresh jasmine is delightful. Jasmine in beauty products is yeah urinal cake territory.

      • MeanElevator@aussie.zone
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        9 months ago

        It’s great until it’s not

  • StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
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    9 months ago

    School is great when I get to spend the day with beautiful Labradors! 😍😍

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      9 months ago

      So jealous!

      • StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
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        9 months ago

        I wish I could post photos, but they’re not my dogs 😭

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    9 months ago

    Mr P finally tested negative this morning. I’m off back to work, broke as a joke! Wish they hadn’t taken away sick pay for casuals, would’ve really helped. I know you get paid a little extra and you’re meant to tuck it away in case you get sick, but in a single income family that ain’t happening.

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    9 months ago

    22 degrease today suns out guns out.

    • StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
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      9 months ago

      💪

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    9 months ago

    “Eat my fuck” is a delicious phrase that I don’t hear enough of.

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      9 months ago

      I think it’d more be licking it up than eating… but sure.

      • StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
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        9 months ago

        Leck mich im Arsch

        • MeanElevator@aussie.zone
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          9 months ago

          Mozart’s best

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            at the time it was rumoured he had a few kinks

            the stories about Salieri were also contemporary rumours

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              I choose to believe that Wolfie was a kinky scoundrel :)

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                He was , he was also a hard worker from a young age.

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            9 months ago

            Truly his opus magnum

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      9 months ago

      I love telling people to ‘eat my fuck’ and watch get offended and confused.

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    I may have got 92 on my last assignment, but I could raygun this current one. NFI what I am doing.

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      That’s me usually. Chat gpt is good for prompts so you can get your bum in the right direction.

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    😝 The Daily Chair. I gave the chair a rub down using the finest sandpaper and then applied the 3rd coat with long strokes being careful for drips.

    It’s look so glossy and awesome. Can’t wait to use it on a daily basis. 🙂

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    Hooray that’s the last happy bubble for the retaining wall. Fuck me I need another radox bath I’m not built for that.

    I thought I was okay fit but that thing broke me.

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      but then after you’ve had a cuppa and a sit you wander out to look at it and its’ a rippa.

      Did you need to agi behind it?

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        Did you need to agi behind it?

        Very thankfully no :) Dodged a bullet there.

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          eh, is not so bad. We had to agi behind ours, but grading was easy and I just used a presocked megaflow

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    • Movie was good
    • I did not understand the nerdy plot
    • I do not understand the rules of the multiverse.
    • My brain hurts
    • Good jokes

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      • I do not understand the rules of the multiverse.

      Thats kind of the point. I think they might’ve even mentioned that in the film haha

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        Hahaha. Whoosho on my part then.

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      Deadpool and Wolverine?

      It helps if you’ve been following the Marvel universe, but the movie did a good job with exposition I think.

      Very entertaining flick.

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        Yeah Deadpool and Wolverine. I went in a virgin and came out none the wiser. I did laugh lots though.

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    Great Ted Cat update.

    Ted asked to have his face brushed and the rest of him brushed too. He likes it and I think he sees the need for it. Sadly he isn’t a low maintenance Neeb he’s a high maintenance Blue Himalayan, which explains his very cute face.

    He has knots that we are working on. 😿

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    Learning modules through work are always a terrible experience. Why are they so clunky and difficult to use? They could just be forms with embedded images and videos

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      State government ones are pretty bad as well, so much time wasting and they require you to click everything on the page to even be allowed to proceed to the next slide.

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        I did accessibility testing on some when I worked at the DET. They were so bad. All I had to do is be able to use a screen reader and TAB through all the options, so many failed at that.

        Apparently accessibility needs to be scoped into these things from the start, they don’t build them with those features in mind

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      ours is proper dog shit. You can largely just bruit force the answers

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    Why coffee no work? 😩😴

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      Make stronger for work better

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        Eyes closed for much resting make boss unhappy

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      I have vegemite every day! It’s the breakfast of champions, although mine is on a home made spelt sourdough.

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          It’s easy and cheap to make sourdough at home Baku, a few of us here do it. I’m sure we could set you up with some starter!

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      I love Vegemite on a crumpet. Perfect 10pm snack.

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    Despite mrs b’s lack of enthusiasm, and a little bit more lenience from her than I would like I’ve gotta say the bedtime routine seems to be working a lot better with the kid. That’s night 2 he’s gone down after 2 stories without it being a shit fight. And we’re only 3 days into the routine.

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      I’m way ahead of you.

      I was playing doona swap last night and the night before.

      Didn’t sleep till 2am :(

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          Really hoping to get a better night’s sleep tonight. We both could do with it.

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      Throw a blanket over the doona. Easier to take that on or off as required.

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