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Egon [they/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months ago

Dudes rock news: Submarine Captain fired for making porn while in charge of nukes

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Dudes rock news: Submarine Captain fired for making porn while in charge of nukes

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Egon [they/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months ago
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Submarine captain sacked for making sex vid while in charge of nuclear missiles
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A SUBMARINE captain has been sacked for making a sex video while in command of nuclear missiles. The officer was kicked out of the Royal Navy after top brass saw the X-rated footage. He was in comm…
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    deleted by creator

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    we’ve reached DEFCUM 0

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      deleted by creator

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    “do you want to see my missile?”

    • EllenKelly [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      welcome to my nuclear family

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      Executive Producer: Jack Cummins

      • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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        I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

        • yewtu.be
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        • yt.artemislena.eu
        • piped.video
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    and the captain’s name?

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      I wouldn’t have named my child Exclusives Nuclear Weapons Royal Navy Sex The Sun Newspaper Vladimir Putin, but then again he got named before Putin really became a thing in the common consciousness

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        Dear Mr Exclusives Nuclear Weapons Royal Navy Sex The Sun Newspaper Vladimir Putin, I’m so sorry I was not your mother.

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          Don’t be! My mother, Mrs. Putin was a very sweet lady

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    Did I ever tell you how I saved the world from nuclear Armageddon with the power of love?

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      Lol you beat me to it.

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    Gooning for Peace & Nuclear Disarmament

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    Lmao…can I see it?

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      thats-disgusting-where

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    I hope he said “baby - I’m gonna plow you with this nuclear tipped ICBM, sexy style” screm-cool

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      A major plot point in the Kelsey Grammer movie “Down Periscope”, in which Grammer plays a US navy sub commander, is that Grammer’s character got “welcome aboard” tattooed on his penis. And the entire US navy knows it.

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    However, a Royal Navy source said sex on board did not form part of their investigation.

    sicko-wistful

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    🎶 In the Navyyyyy 🎶

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    The movie’s title?

    Up Periscope kelly

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      And here’s The Sun of all things, with the assist:

      PORNSUB Submarine captain sacked for making sex vid while in charge of nuclear missiles & sharing filthy clip with junior sailor.

      The scandal is another major blow to the Navy amid a chronic shortage of submarine staff

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    The Vanguard sex footage follows claims that a different submarine captain put his manhood in the pocket of a female sub-lieutenant on board.

    that was his mistake; women remember that shit for some weird ass reason.

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    Helloooooooooooooo Sailor!


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      I hoped it would’ve been Shore Leave

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