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octopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint

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Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint

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octopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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A man who vowed to light VP Kamala Harris on fire and "personally pluck out her eyes" reacted with surprise when investigators showed up at his door, a complaint alleges.
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    “Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”

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      He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?

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