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minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up20·9 months ago… as in fuck off into the woods and farm chickens?
minus-squareslacktoid@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·9 months agoShit… I meant a co-op. But also free range chicken farm… Train them to attack on command.
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·9 months agoKnowing chickens, it’s more like training them not to attack except on command.
minus-square0x0@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-29 months ago$ chicken -attack i see potential there…
… as in fuck off into the woods and farm chickens?
Shit… I meant a co-op. But also free range chicken farm… Train them to attack on command.
Knowing chickens, it’s more like training them not to attack except on command.
Also works tbh
$ chicken -attacki see potential there…
So, do I ssh into the chicken or…
Neuralink? Sure why not!!